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condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

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thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

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awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

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